Hedonists will reason,
Hedonists will talk,
They’ll let you know,
You’re not the thing,
If you exercise or walk.
They’ll try to get you drunk,
And they’ll try to drug your drink,
They don’t have children of their own,
But they’ll tell you what they think.
The first to point out all your faults,
They never see their own,
Yet somehow remain puzzled,
That they can’t give the dog a bone 🙂